I’m so fuckingbj drunk :~)

maixion:

total-drama-perfection:

I dont understand why everyone loves leonard so much. He was more annoying than he was helpful or even remotely fun to watch.

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I’m hilarious

Title: I Whip Hair Not Tragedies

Artist: Willow Smith vs. Panic! At the Disco

rebekhaleesi:

we-r-who-we-blow:

crazygracefulburger:

iridessence:

we-r-who-we-blow:

I made a mashup of “Whip My Hair” and “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” …

oh mY GOD

WHY DOES THIS WORK NO

This is getting close to 25,000 plays. holy shit, thanks y’all

How do you even realize this is on point?

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

aihara-tenshi:

ridesabike:

Elaine Stritch rests her bike, reads a note, almost causes a riot.      

NEW YORK, June 26—TOLD TO KEEP HER SHIRT ON – Blonde Elaine Stritch, understudy to Ethel Merman in the Broadway hit, “Call Me Madam,” wears halter and shorts which cause her arrest in Central Park. Today she was fined $1 and told by Magistrate Emilio Jones, “A beautiful girl like you could cause a small riot and cause a large crowd to collect by removing your shirt.” “Well,” she replied, “I was there all day and nothing happened.” (AP, 1951)

Belated Elaine Stritch appreciation post. RIP

taylor-the-fabulous:

freddyskrueger:

laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

*takes notes*

"Oh. Alright."

wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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taylor-the-fabulous:

thegirlwiththebadblood:

bethosaurus:

targaryen-wings:

witch-doctor-anfelo:

AWWW THIS IS ADORABLE!!

THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER

WHAT THE FUCK OMFG

I LOVE WHEN THE ONE COMES HOME AAAHH AWWWWWW JFAHUDHFOE THIS IS JUST A GREAT STORY X3

ronyoblind:

justanothergreyface:

magicallyalexa:

Disney Characters and Little Characters

Disney Moments

(not my photos)

Oh my god that last one.

Baby’s First Smoulder.

Baby’s First Smoulder.

hellolittleitaly:

here, have some half-assed jashawn

babyhongbin:

babyhongbin:

you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor

one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me

vagbags:

rainbowcubone:

vagbags:

merryduckie:

vagbags:

WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN

he left because he got injured..

WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.

WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF

Title: Talk Evil to Me

Artist: Scax

sallychanscraps: