toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

unclefather:

Avril Lavigne has not slept since 2002. She’s wearing the same smeared eyeliner and hot pink hot topic extensions. 

vvsdoodles:

yeh,Gwen is simple…and doesn’t care what others think or say bout’ that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

fedorabow:

Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Phineas: Baljeet?
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

I used to think that this was an exaggeration

I was wrong

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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nosdrinker:

Avril Lavigne said “lololol” in an official press release

- who i’d fuck
- who i’d marry
- who i’d be best friends with
- who i’d kill

Make me chooseLeadrienne asked Nani and Lilo or Anna and Elsa 

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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enattendantlesoleil:

saying “that’s how things are” is incredibly useless when talking about social issues because yes, we are aware that that’s how things are, and we don’t like it, that’s the whole point

congratulations on providing no useful input to the conversation

mrvvorldwide:

The best headline I’ve ever seen

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image